1 00:01:17,940 --> 00:01:20,170 There will be coffee in the lodge. 2 00:01:20,340 --> 00:01:23,059 There's no comment on that at the moment. 3 00:01:23,220 --> 00:01:26,178 When you gonna know something? When you gonna know? 4 00:01:27,620 --> 00:01:29,975 -What's going on? -Jet from Lisbon went down. 5 00:01:30,140 --> 00:01:32,608 Crashed or blew up, nobody seems to know. 6 00:01:32,780 --> 00:01:34,259 Flight 772? 7 00:01:35,660 --> 00:01:37,332 You waiting for someone onboard? 8 00:01:38,060 --> 00:01:42,576 No, I was supposed to take that flight and I switched. 9 00:01:43,260 --> 00:01:44,932 God. 10 00:02:15,860 --> 00:02:18,818 Hello. Yes. 11 00:02:19,260 --> 00:02:21,979 Certainly, it's my card. 12 00:02:22,780 --> 00:02:26,011 Of course I know where I was born. Allentown, Pennsylvania, 1946. 13 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:27,738 What else do you need to know? 14 00:02:28,220 --> 00:02:30,131 Mother's name Alice. Father's name William. 15 00:02:30,300 --> 00:02:32,370 Listen, am I gonna get any money? 16 00:02:32,860 --> 00:02:36,250 Yes, I would love to speak to a supervisor. 17 00:02:41,020 --> 00:02:43,659 What do you mean, someone called up and cancelled my card? 18 00:02:43,820 --> 00:02:45,412 Do you have a name? 19 00:02:46,020 --> 00:02:47,931 It's what? 20 00:02:49,140 --> 00:02:50,732 No... 21 00:02:51,220 --> 00:02:53,450 ...I'm not dead. 22 00:02:57,620 --> 00:03:01,010 Bill, bill, bill, ad. 23 00:03:01,180 --> 00:03:02,818 -Ad? For what? -A billing service. 24 00:03:02,980 --> 00:03:06,336 -Great. -Bill, bill, cheque. 25 00:03:06,500 --> 00:03:07,774 -Cheque? -Cheque. 26 00:03:07,940 --> 00:03:11,137 I never believe them about not having to buy any magazines to qualify. 27 00:03:11,300 --> 00:03:14,053 Someone sorts the people who buy from the people who don't. 28 00:03:14,220 --> 00:03:16,780 This is depressing. We've got to do something. 29 00:03:16,940 --> 00:03:19,135 We've got to simplify. 30 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:21,894 Rent less expensive furniture. 31 00:03:22,060 --> 00:03:23,857 Maybe find cheaper office space. 32 00:03:24,020 --> 00:03:26,136 Spare down. No more frills. 33 00:03:26,300 --> 00:03:28,734 No more overtime, we've got to get serious. 34 00:03:28,900 --> 00:03:31,414 We're gonna have to pop the window to get the piano in. 35 00:03:31,580 --> 00:03:33,855 -Piano? -With the pool table, I can just... 36 00:03:34,020 --> 00:03:39,094 ...Iower it with a chopper to this floor, bring it through one of the windows. 37 00:03:39,660 --> 00:03:41,059 This isn't real. 38 00:03:41,220 --> 00:03:42,653 I'm dreaming this. 39 00:03:42,820 --> 00:03:44,890 I'll be back. Don't get discouraged. 40 00:03:45,060 --> 00:03:49,019 Women give birth all the time. We're gonna get this sucker in here. 41 00:03:49,180 --> 00:03:52,252 -I don't even know how to play. -What are you doing? 42 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:55,810 -Nothing, l've been clean for years. -A piano, a pool table? 43 00:03:56,140 --> 00:03:59,450 You like that? I got the idea from this, a great book. 44 00:03:59,620 --> 00:04:01,576 -What is it? -lnterviews with the heads... 45 00:04:01,740 --> 00:04:04,971 ...of major corporations, how they got there, how they stay there... 46 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:08,450 ...keep their company number one. It's called Being 2nd Stinks. 47 00:04:08,620 --> 00:04:11,817 These guys talk about creating a pleasant working environment... 48 00:04:11,980 --> 00:04:13,936 ...and how it leads to better productivity. 49 00:04:14,100 --> 00:04:17,092 I figured you can't argue with Fortune 500, right? 50 00:04:17,260 --> 00:04:18,693 Oh, no? 51 00:04:19,260 --> 00:04:21,057 Take it back. I'm not paying for it. 52 00:04:21,220 --> 00:04:23,131 -Cancel it, take it back. -Lady, he said-- 53 00:04:23,300 --> 00:04:25,097 -Cancel the wench. -You're the wench. 54 00:04:25,260 --> 00:04:26,534 -Watch it. -Wait, Maddie. 55 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:29,419 -You're making a mountain out of-- -Molehills. My molehill. 56 00:04:29,580 --> 00:04:32,140 I own and I pay the bills. There's no money for a piano. 57 00:04:32,300 --> 00:04:35,337 Being 2nd Stinks. Being second would be wonderful. 58 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:39,209 Being 22nd would be wonderful. We need a client whose business... 59 00:04:39,380 --> 00:04:42,577 ...we could depend on. A client who would help us pay the light bill. 60 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:44,332 -Done. -A department store chain... 61 00:04:44,500 --> 00:04:47,458 ...a brokerage house. Someplace that would need us to-- Done? 62 00:04:47,620 --> 00:04:51,135 You think l'd buy a baby grand piano, a pool table, a satellite dish... 63 00:04:51,300 --> 00:04:53,530 -Satellite dish? -...if money weren't rolling in. 64 00:04:53,700 --> 00:04:58,216 A contract, a signed contract? Who? Where? When? 65 00:04:58,380 --> 00:05:01,850 It's this book, I read it last night and the light bulb came on. 66 00:05:02,020 --> 00:05:04,295 I realized you gotta make your own opportunities. 67 00:05:04,460 --> 00:05:06,132 The Easy Credit Assurance Company? 68 00:05:06,300 --> 00:05:08,939 -ECAC. Great bunch of guys. -And you know these people? 69 00:05:09,100 --> 00:05:12,217 Well, I have had occasion to work with them in the past, yes. 70 00:05:12,380 --> 00:05:14,371 What is it we're to do for Eke Meek? 71 00:05:14,540 --> 00:05:16,815 ECAC. They're sort of a collection agency... 72 00:05:16,980 --> 00:05:19,653 ...and we would be sort of a subcontractor to them. 73 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:23,779 We get the cases they've given up on. We get to keep half of what we collect. 74 00:05:24,300 --> 00:05:26,530 -We're bill collectors? -Not bill collectors... 75 00:05:26,700 --> 00:05:30,409 ...we're credit marshals. We're payment enforcers. We're bill busters. 76 00:05:30,580 --> 00:05:33,014 This does not sound like something I want to do. 77 00:05:33,180 --> 00:05:35,899 -You haven't even tried it yet. -I know what it's like... 78 00:05:36,060 --> 00:05:39,132 ...to suffer financial reverses. I don't like hounding people. 79 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:41,734 We're not gonna be hounding any unfortunate people. 80 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:43,891 -We're not? -No, we're going after creeps... 81 00:05:44,060 --> 00:05:47,769 ...deadbeats, people with no concept of obligation, responsibility... 82 00:05:47,940 --> 00:05:51,899 ...trying to evade their indebtedness, not people that can't pay. 83 00:05:52,140 --> 00:05:54,495 -You sure? -Sure, l'm sure. I'm surer than sure... 84 00:05:54,660 --> 00:05:56,890 ...I'm certain. This contract is a money machine. 85 00:05:57,060 --> 00:05:58,937 Addison, it doesn't make sense. 86 00:05:59,100 --> 00:06:02,775 If it's so easy, why doesn't Yick Yack get it themselves? 87 00:06:02,940 --> 00:06:05,215 Why didn't Detroit make smaller cars before Japan? 88 00:06:05,380 --> 00:06:09,089 Why didn't cereal companies put two scoops of raisins in from the get-go? 89 00:06:09,260 --> 00:06:11,728 Who knows, doesn't matter. Their loss is our gain. 90 00:06:12,020 --> 00:06:13,453 -l'm not so sure. -I am. 91 00:06:13,620 --> 00:06:15,531 One try, if we don't hit pay dirt-- 92 00:06:15,700 --> 00:06:17,611 -One try? -One try, one little bitty try. 93 00:06:17,780 --> 00:06:21,932 What have we got to lose? Maddie, trust me. 94 00:06:43,220 --> 00:06:46,053 Having a lot of work done on your place while you were away. 95 00:06:46,220 --> 00:06:47,448 Excuse me? 96 00:06:47,620 --> 00:06:50,009 The last couple of days, couldn't help but notice... 97 00:06:50,180 --> 00:06:54,731 ...men going in and out. Hear the hammering and the nailing. 98 00:06:54,900 --> 00:06:56,413 That's the way to do it. 99 00:06:56,580 --> 00:07:00,414 Leave the country for a month, and come home to a new apartment. 100 00:07:23,620 --> 00:07:25,895 Larry Henderson. 101 00:07:26,060 --> 00:07:30,212 Owes $3400 on his car. Poet, lives with his mother. 102 00:07:30,380 --> 00:07:31,779 Money in the bank. 103 00:07:32,780 --> 00:07:35,817 -How did I let you talk me into this? -What is your problem? 104 00:07:35,980 --> 00:07:38,699 The guy owes $3400, half of $3400 is-- 105 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:40,896 -$1700. -$1700, right. 106 00:07:41,060 --> 00:07:42,812 Couldn't you use $1700 right now? 107 00:07:43,020 --> 00:07:44,976 -That's not the point. -What is the point? 108 00:07:45,140 --> 00:07:48,132 We don't know this man's story, if he's been sick, been robbed. 109 00:07:48,300 --> 00:07:52,373 It says nothing on the card here about being sick or being robbed. 110 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:55,373 The guy bought a big expensive car he can't afford. 111 00:07:55,540 --> 00:07:57,895 -You don't know that. -Sure, the guy's a poet. 112 00:07:58,060 --> 00:07:59,539 What kind of money do poets make? 113 00:07:59,700 --> 00:08:04,137 Not one of your fast-track careers, no big runs at department stores. 114 00:08:04,340 --> 00:08:06,570 He's probably some poor, sensitive little man. 115 00:08:06,740 --> 00:08:10,255 Damn straight. It's our job to scare the iambic pentameter out of him. 116 00:08:21,100 --> 00:08:22,738 The House at Pooh Corner. 117 00:08:22,900 --> 00:08:24,970 -You know what you're doing? -What's to know? 118 00:08:25,140 --> 00:08:27,495 I'm gonna convince Rhyming Simon the only thing... 119 00:08:27,660 --> 00:08:30,379 ...between him and his death is a cheque made out to us. 120 00:08:30,540 --> 00:08:31,859 -Oh, David. -''Oh, David'' what? 121 00:08:32,020 --> 00:08:35,296 David, I think you're making a mistake. You can't bully this man. 122 00:08:35,460 --> 00:08:38,099 People are fundamentally good, present company excluded... 123 00:08:38,260 --> 00:08:40,410 ...and I believe if you give them a chance... 124 00:08:40,580 --> 00:08:43,811 ...to live up to their obligations, they'll rise to the occasion. 125 00:08:43,980 --> 00:08:46,733 -Fine. -Does that mean you agree with me? 126 00:08:46,900 --> 00:08:48,891 -What does it mean? -Fine means fine. Fine. 127 00:08:49,060 --> 00:08:51,574 Next place, you can be in charge, we'll do it your way. 128 00:08:51,780 --> 00:08:54,977 But right now, you give me one shot. I got $1700 riding on this... 129 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:59,258 ...and l'd like to make money the old-fashioned way: scare the creep. 130 00:09:02,460 --> 00:09:05,133 Yo, Larry! 131 00:09:05,540 --> 00:09:08,771 My name is David ''Boom-Boom'' Addison... 132 00:09:08,940 --> 00:09:11,579 ...from the Easy Credit Assurance Company... 133 00:09:11,740 --> 00:09:15,289 ...and l'm not leaving until you come out here and sign us a cheque. 134 00:09:15,460 --> 00:09:17,132 Watch this. 135 00:09:19,500 --> 00:09:21,650 Hello, Larry. 136 00:09:21,820 --> 00:09:23,538 My goodness. 137 00:09:23,940 --> 00:09:27,296 You're a poet. And you sure show it. 138 00:09:27,460 --> 00:09:30,338 And I know it, because you're kind of long, fellow. 139 00:09:32,740 --> 00:09:34,776 That used to kill them in the fifth grade. 140 00:09:34,940 --> 00:09:37,579 Luck of the draw. First guy we go see has a gland problem. 141 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:39,492 How can you guess something like that? 142 00:09:39,660 --> 00:09:41,651 That guy ought to consider statehood. 143 00:09:41,820 --> 00:09:43,094 Addison, this is not for us. 144 00:09:43,300 --> 00:09:44,574 -Yes, it is. -No, it isn't. 145 00:09:44,740 --> 00:09:46,935 David, we made a deal. You had your try. 146 00:09:47,100 --> 00:09:51,457 -Now let's go back to the office. -Okay. You got me. A deal's a deal. 147 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:53,372 -Thank you. -You're welcome. 148 00:09:53,940 --> 00:09:56,579 -Can we make one little stop--? -David. 149 00:10:09,820 --> 00:10:11,617 Wait for me. 150 00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:54,732 Bless me, Father, for l've sinned. 151 00:10:54,900 --> 00:10:57,494 How long has it been since your last confession? 152 00:10:57,660 --> 00:11:01,016 Forty-two years. I'm Wind Jammer. 153 00:11:01,180 --> 00:11:02,454 Wind Jammer. 154 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:03,894 I need to come in. 155 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:05,937 I need to come back. They're on to me. 156 00:11:06,300 --> 00:11:08,689 -You have to be kidding. -Do I look like l'm kidding? 157 00:11:09,060 --> 00:11:12,336 It's not like going through a revolving door. It'll take time. 158 00:11:12,500 --> 00:11:15,890 -A little preparation. -I don't think I have any time. 159 00:11:16,060 --> 00:11:17,493 I'm willing to trade. 160 00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:19,696 I have a letter. A communiqu�. 161 00:11:19,860 --> 00:11:24,092 -Nobody knows where it is except me. -What do you mean, trade? 162 00:11:24,260 --> 00:11:28,811 I mean, you guys are supposed to help me out in situations like this. 163 00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:32,814 I'm not going to be the only one to die if everything goes south. 164 00:11:32,980 --> 00:11:35,448 Now, you guys cover me... 165 00:11:35,620 --> 00:11:39,499 ...and l'll make sure that everybody else's behind is covered-- 166 00:11:39,660 --> 00:11:42,493 I'm just a courier. I'll do what I can. 167 00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:47,051 I'll have someone from the agency contact you. That's the best I can do. 168 00:11:48,020 --> 00:11:51,729 -This isn't the way back to the office. -I just wanna make one little pit stop. 169 00:11:51,900 --> 00:11:53,253 We had a deal. 170 00:11:53,420 --> 00:11:56,298 You're not gonna give up after one little setback, are you? 171 00:11:56,460 --> 00:11:59,133 -The only reason lck Poo-- -ECAC. 172 00:11:59,300 --> 00:12:03,737 Would give you a chance to collect money is they know it's impossible. 173 00:12:03,940 --> 00:12:07,057 -They told Mr. Bic it was impossible. -I don't wanna hear this. 174 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:09,370 They told Mr. Volkswagen it was impossible-- 175 00:12:09,580 --> 00:12:13,414 Addison, wake up! They sent you out to get money from Paul Bunyan. 176 00:12:13,620 --> 00:12:15,133 You wake up. 177 00:12:15,340 --> 00:12:20,573 We have to do this. I'm doing this for us, for the good of the company. 178 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:24,255 If we don't figure out some way to bring some money into the company... 179 00:12:24,420 --> 00:12:26,251 ...I can see the handwriting on the wall. 180 00:12:26,420 --> 00:12:29,093 If I have to go out there and get another job.... 181 00:12:30,300 --> 00:12:31,415 You may not know this... 182 00:12:31,580 --> 00:12:34,777 ...but some people out there think l'm not a good detective. 183 00:12:35,380 --> 00:12:37,211 Go figure. 184 00:12:38,620 --> 00:12:41,088 -One more try? -One try, my way? 185 00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:44,650 -One try, any which way. -Okay, but if we don't hit pay dirt-- 186 00:12:44,820 --> 00:12:48,733 Maddie, trust me. I feel very lucky with this next guy. 187 00:12:49,940 --> 00:12:53,694 Any special reason why somebody would wanna follow you? 188 00:12:55,140 --> 00:12:57,973 -Three cars back. -Let me out here. 189 00:12:58,140 --> 00:13:01,212 -We still got three blocks to go. -Here is fine. 190 00:13:03,460 --> 00:13:05,769 This is for the ride... 191 00:13:05,940 --> 00:13:09,819 ...bring my baggage to me tomorrow, and you get the other half of this. 192 00:13:10,460 --> 00:13:11,688 All right. 193 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,689 Roy Hirsch, 3C. 194 00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:24,052 -Where could he be? -Out spending money he doesn't have. 195 00:13:29,820 --> 00:13:31,731 Are you sure you're using that properly? 196 00:13:31,900 --> 00:13:33,652 It's not like it's brain surgery. 197 00:13:59,860 --> 00:14:01,259 Excuse me. 198 00:14:15,380 --> 00:14:17,689 -Yeah? -Mr. Hirsch, you're there. 199 00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:20,294 I'll handle this. Mr. Hirsch, this is Madelyn Hayes. 200 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:23,850 I've come to talk to you about this situation you've gotten yourself into. 201 00:14:24,780 --> 00:14:26,418 Who are you? Are you with the agency? 202 00:14:26,580 --> 00:14:29,856 I'm with the agency, but I haven't come to intimidate or bully you. 203 00:14:30,020 --> 00:14:33,933 I've come here to reason with you, to appeal to your sense of fair play. 204 00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:39,460 Gotta admit, l'm impressed. 205 00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:53,211 I don't know why you're so surprised. 206 00:14:53,380 --> 00:14:55,496 It's like I said before, people are good. 207 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,852 Now, where is it? 208 00:15:01,060 --> 00:15:03,449 Mr. Hirsch, it's Madelyn Hayes from the agency. 209 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:10,131 Mr. Hirsch, I can hear you moving around in there. 210 00:15:10,300 --> 00:15:12,939 Could you be a dear and open the door, please? 211 00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:16,416 I guess rising to the occasion takes time. 212 00:15:18,620 --> 00:15:20,258 -Maybe he didn't hear you. -Stuff it. 213 00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,934 Come on, Hirsch, what do you say you let us in... 214 00:15:23,100 --> 00:15:26,172 ...before we have to come in there and get rough with you. 215 00:15:26,340 --> 00:15:28,490 Now, Maddie, there's no need to bully this man. 216 00:15:28,660 --> 00:15:32,494 Open this door, you parasite, you goldbricker, you, you-- 217 00:15:32,660 --> 00:15:34,252 Lowlife? 218 00:15:36,100 --> 00:15:37,579 Mr. Hirsch? 219 00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:41,378 He doesn't look too well. 220 00:15:41,540 --> 00:15:45,089 It's an old deadbeat trick. Make them think you're sick. 221 00:15:45,820 --> 00:15:47,811 Mr. Hirsch, about your indebtedness... 222 00:15:48,380 --> 00:15:51,213 ...if you could take a minute and write a cheque for $1450... 223 00:15:51,380 --> 00:15:53,575 ...I'm sure this ugly business would be over. 224 00:15:53,740 --> 00:15:57,415 Isn't this your chequebook here? Let me bring it to you. 225 00:15:59,380 --> 00:16:02,736 You can make that out to Easy Credit Assurance Company. 226 00:16:05,500 --> 00:16:07,889 David, I think this deadbeat is dead. 227 00:16:08,060 --> 00:16:10,654 -Another trick. Stick him with a pin. -I will not. 228 00:16:10,820 --> 00:16:12,890 -Yank out one of his nose hairs. -Addison! 229 00:16:13,060 --> 00:16:15,494 Rip off all your clothes and see if he reacts. 230 00:16:15,660 --> 00:16:18,379 You're right, bad idea. That would kill me. 231 00:16:18,540 --> 00:16:20,451 I'll handle this. 232 00:16:22,140 --> 00:16:23,892 Hey, Roy. 233 00:16:27,540 --> 00:16:29,895 Okay, you win. 234 00:16:30,580 --> 00:16:31,774 He's dead. 235 00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:36,456 It's right down here. 236 00:16:39,620 --> 00:16:43,898 It's locked. Must have blown shut. Guess we'll have to break it down. 237 00:16:45,340 --> 00:16:48,093 A man is dead. He's not gonna come to the door. 238 00:16:48,260 --> 00:16:50,615 -Hello. -Door of the living dead. 239 00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:52,534 Police investigations. 240 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:56,170 I'm here following up on a possible homicide on these premises. 241 00:16:56,340 --> 00:16:58,058 On these premises? 242 00:16:58,220 --> 00:17:00,529 You mean, in this building? 243 00:17:00,700 --> 00:17:03,339 Right there in that chair, dead. Dead as a doornail. 244 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:05,218 -Deader. -Miss Hayes...? 245 00:17:05,380 --> 00:17:07,814 -Sir, if I could have your name? -Roy Hirsch. 246 00:17:07,980 --> 00:17:09,254 I know l'm intrigued. 247 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,695 -This is not the man that was dead. -Obviously. 248 00:17:11,860 --> 00:17:15,250 He's done something with the body, hidden it, or put it someplace. 249 00:17:15,420 --> 00:17:18,969 I am who I say I am. Would you like to search the apartment? 250 00:17:19,140 --> 00:17:20,129 -No. -Yes. 251 00:17:20,300 --> 00:17:21,449 -A consensus. -Sir... 252 00:17:21,620 --> 00:17:25,135 ...we do not search without a warrant or a probable cause. 253 00:17:25,340 --> 00:17:27,808 We saw the body. What more probable cause do you need? 254 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:32,132 Evidence, witness, signs of mayhem, a victim who doesn't answer his door. 255 00:17:32,300 --> 00:17:34,973 -He's got us on points. -May I ask what you were doing... 256 00:17:35,140 --> 00:17:37,415 ...in my apartment when you saw this dead man? 257 00:17:37,580 --> 00:17:42,210 Business. The other Mr. Hirsch was behind in his car payments. 258 00:17:42,380 --> 00:17:44,132 I'm sorry, I really don't understand. 259 00:17:44,300 --> 00:17:46,530 We represent the Easy Credit Assurance Company. 260 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:50,010 Our slogan: ''lf you gotta go in debt, ECAC's your best bet.'' 261 00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:52,136 You said you were private investigators. 262 00:17:52,300 --> 00:17:55,019 We are, we're both. It's very complicated. 263 00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,419 Mr. Hirsch, if you'll excuse us, l'd like to have a word... 264 00:17:59,580 --> 00:18:03,095 ...with Mr. Addison and Miss Hayes out in the hall. 265 00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:12,653 Do you have a licence? 266 00:18:12,820 --> 00:18:14,333 Of course we have a licence. 267 00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:16,809 -Do you wanna keep it? -What are you trying to say? 268 00:18:16,980 --> 00:18:19,699 What l'm trying to say is, next time you report a murder... 269 00:18:19,860 --> 00:18:22,135 ...you better make sure you have a dead body. 270 00:18:22,940 --> 00:18:25,738 Sorry to have disturbed you, Mr. Hirsch. 271 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:32,937 -Wait a second. -Let it lay. Downstairs. 272 00:18:35,860 --> 00:18:38,055 How can you look so calm? Aren't you mad? 273 00:18:38,220 --> 00:18:39,812 -Mad? I'm excited. -Excited? 274 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:42,733 Addison, we were just set up, made to look like fools. 275 00:18:42,900 --> 00:18:45,095 Tell me something I don't know. 276 00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:48,653 The real Hirsch is dead, and this new tenant is lying... 277 00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:52,290 ...or he is Roy Hirsch and you and I saw someone else entirely. 278 00:18:52,460 --> 00:18:54,530 Either way, something is rotten in Cleveland. 279 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:57,089 -And that doesn't make you mad? -Mad? Mad? 280 00:18:57,260 --> 00:19:00,058 -How can you get mad at opportunity? -Opportunity? 281 00:19:00,220 --> 00:19:02,734 Maddie, we're investigators, right? 282 00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:05,130 -For the sake of argument, say ''right.'' -Right. 283 00:19:05,300 --> 00:19:07,655 Investigators have to have something to investigate. 284 00:19:07,820 --> 00:19:10,254 -I thought we were bill busters. -Temp work... 285 00:19:10,460 --> 00:19:14,373 ...to tide us over until Mother Nature could deliver unto us a murder. 286 00:19:14,540 --> 00:19:17,373 -Aren't you forgetting something? -''Who's the client?'' 287 00:19:17,540 --> 00:19:19,178 -Well? -Well, you always say that. 288 00:19:19,340 --> 00:19:21,137 Stop getting hung up on technicalities. 289 00:19:21,300 --> 00:19:23,689 Maddie, we have to create our own opportunities. 290 00:19:23,860 --> 00:19:26,374 You think Alexander Graham Bell sat back and said: 291 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:30,055 ''Why am I inventing the phone? Who am I going to call?'' 292 00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:33,132 He went out and invented the telephone, dialled until people... 293 00:19:33,300 --> 00:19:36,258 ...got sick of that ringing. They went out and bought a phone... 294 00:19:36,420 --> 00:19:37,978 ...so they could answer it. 295 00:19:38,140 --> 00:19:41,212 -You read that in your book? -Back of a milk carton. 296 00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,575 Maddie, we have to investigate this murder. 297 00:19:43,740 --> 00:19:46,300 Providence has deposited a dead body in our path. 298 00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:48,735 Who knows what lies at the end of it? A reward? 299 00:19:48,900 --> 00:19:50,811 -Contract? -More dead bodies. Our dead bodies. 300 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:53,130 -Tonight will tell the tale. -Tell what tale? 301 00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:56,292 Who really lives in that apartment, or who's really dead in it. 302 00:19:56,460 --> 00:19:59,293 You really know how to whip up an evening's entertainment. 303 00:20:06,180 --> 00:20:07,772 How long are we gonna stand here? 304 00:20:07,940 --> 00:20:09,612 Until someone lets us inside. 305 00:20:09,780 --> 00:20:11,213 Lets us inside? 306 00:20:11,380 --> 00:20:14,497 This is a security building. No one's gonna let us inside. 307 00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:17,049 Someone's coming. 308 00:20:17,220 --> 00:20:18,892 Play along with me. 309 00:20:19,940 --> 00:20:21,498 Uncle Leon! 310 00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:24,697 It's me, Davy. Little David Addison. 311 00:20:24,860 --> 00:20:27,897 I got the batteries to your hearing aid. 312 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,210 Gosh, sis, he can't hear to buzz us in. 313 00:20:30,380 --> 00:20:32,814 If he doesn't buzz us in, he'll never be able to hear. 314 00:20:32,980 --> 00:20:36,097 I couldn't help overhearing. Is there anything I can do to help? 315 00:20:36,260 --> 00:20:38,137 Oh, wow, sis, it's gonna be all right. 316 00:20:38,300 --> 00:20:41,656 Uncle Leon will be able to play in the symphony tomorrow after all. 317 00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:44,618 Oh, thank you. Hey, God bless. 318 00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:46,498 God bless you. 319 00:20:46,660 --> 00:20:49,094 And heaven help us all. 320 00:20:56,540 --> 00:20:58,019 Have to make sure nobody's home. 321 00:20:58,180 --> 00:21:00,569 -How do we do that? -Two-step process. 322 00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:02,458 You wait here. 323 00:21:16,140 --> 00:21:18,051 -What are you doing? -Can't be too careful. 324 00:21:18,220 --> 00:21:21,610 -Clearly there's no one at home. -Let's just be sure. 325 00:21:56,860 --> 00:22:00,648 -Where did you learn that? -Camp Kennybrook. Pretty cool, huh? 326 00:22:02,020 --> 00:22:03,294 -Credit card. -Credit card? 327 00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:04,893 Credit card. 328 00:22:10,740 --> 00:22:14,050 Look, would you be more comfortable going to a motel? 329 00:22:15,780 --> 00:22:18,772 It doesn't have to be a gold card, I just want to open the door. 330 00:22:18,940 --> 00:22:21,500 All right, all right. 331 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,731 I gotta get this guy's cleaning service. 332 00:22:41,900 --> 00:22:43,174 Look at this place. 333 00:22:43,340 --> 00:22:46,810 -Who would have done such a thing? -7 Santini Brothers? 334 00:22:49,660 --> 00:22:52,128 Somebody sure was looking for something. 335 00:22:52,300 --> 00:22:54,018 What do you think it could be? 336 00:22:54,180 --> 00:22:59,379 Bank loot, crown jewels, a pair of lost contacts? 337 00:23:16,660 --> 00:23:18,218 Hey! 338 00:23:19,500 --> 00:23:21,138 David! 339 00:23:32,100 --> 00:23:35,490 -What happened? -Punched myself in the mirror. 340 00:23:39,140 --> 00:23:40,653 David. 341 00:23:42,100 --> 00:23:44,853 What do you think this is? 342 00:23:48,980 --> 00:23:50,777 -Company's coming. -What do we do now? 343 00:23:50,940 --> 00:23:54,137 Make sure our hands are washed, the lid's down and we're gone. 344 00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:02,978 Fire escape. 345 00:24:10,300 --> 00:24:12,655 Who is it? Is it the dead man or the living man? 346 00:24:12,820 --> 00:24:14,651 New guy, still alive. 347 00:24:37,780 --> 00:24:40,533 -What's he doing? -Looking for this. 348 00:25:02,020 --> 00:25:04,215 -He's gone. -Okay. 349 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,729 David, David, David, why are we doing this? 350 00:25:10,900 --> 00:25:14,336 -lt doesn't make sense. It's crazy. -This guy knew exactly where to go. 351 00:25:14,500 --> 00:25:15,979 First, we meet a man who's dead. 352 00:25:16,140 --> 00:25:18,893 -Which means that all this killing... -We meet another man... 353 00:25:19,060 --> 00:25:22,416 -...has something to do with this. -...who says he's the man who's dead. 354 00:25:22,580 --> 00:25:26,016 Then the man who's dead is gone, the man who isn't dead is gone... 355 00:25:26,180 --> 00:25:29,217 -...everything in the apartment is gone. -Crazy little rhyme. 356 00:25:29,380 --> 00:25:30,859 -There's a new man... -Passport. 357 00:25:31,020 --> 00:25:34,092 ...who isn't the man who's dead. And isn't the man who's not dead-- 358 00:25:34,260 --> 00:25:35,773 -Hirsch's passport. -l'm tired. 359 00:25:35,940 --> 00:25:38,056 I'm working very hard and I don't know why. 360 00:25:38,220 --> 00:25:40,336 We're not getting paid. Why are we doing this? 361 00:25:40,500 --> 00:25:43,219 -To find out who killed Hirsch. -I don't know who Hirsch is. 362 00:25:43,380 --> 00:25:46,019 Sure we do. He's a Russian spy. 363 00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:48,057 Sorry I asked. 364 00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:53,614 Blue Moon Detective Agency. 365 00:25:53,780 --> 00:25:56,135 If persons are missing, if objects are lost... 366 00:25:56,300 --> 00:25:58,609 ...we'll find them for you at reasonable cost. 367 00:25:58,780 --> 00:26:00,896 Your runaway husband, that non-paying louse. 368 00:26:01,060 --> 00:26:03,494 We'll find them for you, bring them back to the house. 369 00:26:03,660 --> 00:26:06,538 Lost a prize-winning dog? Lost a prize-winning cat? 370 00:26:06,700 --> 00:26:09,498 We'll find them both for you in just no time flat. 371 00:26:09,660 --> 00:26:12,333 So tell us your problem, it'll all work out fine. 372 00:26:12,500 --> 00:26:16,175 Just tell me your problem, it's why l'm on the line. 373 00:26:17,500 --> 00:26:19,809 No, it was three black... 374 00:26:19,980 --> 00:26:23,609 ...two with sugar, and one tea with lemon on the side. 375 00:26:23,780 --> 00:26:26,374 You can't call in the ClA, not after all we've invested. 376 00:26:26,540 --> 00:26:29,054 If this guy is a Soviet spy, we shouldn't get involved. 377 00:26:29,220 --> 00:26:30,812 This is a job for the government. 378 00:26:30,980 --> 00:26:33,619 The government? Hasn't the government got enough to do? 379 00:26:33,780 --> 00:26:36,214 That's the problem. Nobody wants to do for themselves. 380 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:39,133 -We're not equipped. -Here, I wanna show you something. 381 00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:41,291 -What is that? -What is that? What is that? 382 00:26:41,460 --> 00:26:43,178 It's a Jell-O mould. It's a gun. 383 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:45,570 A serious gun for serious business, our business. 384 00:26:45,740 --> 00:26:47,378 Me and you are gonna crack this case. 385 00:26:47,540 --> 00:26:48,973 I don't even know what this is. 386 00:26:49,140 --> 00:26:52,052 I gotta spell it out? A Russian passport, a secret message. 387 00:26:52,220 --> 00:26:54,176 -What secret message? -This secret message. 388 00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:56,251 How do you know this isn't a grocery list? 389 00:26:56,420 --> 00:26:58,411 Because they don't have groceries in Russia. 390 00:26:58,580 --> 00:27:02,539 No Disneyland. No Three Stooges. No baseball. Only ballet and roulette. 391 00:27:02,700 --> 00:27:06,454 I don't wanna get involved with spies or Russians or guns. 392 00:27:06,620 --> 00:27:10,056 We're not bill busters, not secret agents. What we needed is a client. 393 00:27:10,220 --> 00:27:13,018 We got one, a real one. Waiting in Mr. Addison's office. 394 00:27:13,180 --> 00:27:16,058 -A client? A real one, in this office? -You're kidding. 395 00:27:16,220 --> 00:27:18,859 Yeah. He is just sitting there. Playing pool. 396 00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:21,329 -All right. -lt was just a matter of time. 397 00:27:21,500 --> 00:27:23,730 -I guess so. -What's this client's name? 398 00:27:23,900 --> 00:27:25,618 -Roy Hirsch. -Roy Hirsch? 399 00:27:25,780 --> 00:27:27,736 Happen to notice whether this guy's alive? 400 00:27:27,900 --> 00:27:30,778 -What do you think he wants? -The thing everybody else wants... 401 00:27:30,940 --> 00:27:33,010 ...the passport and the grocery list. Come on. 402 00:27:35,980 --> 00:27:37,618 -Where are we going? -Out of here. 403 00:27:37,780 --> 00:27:40,852 This guy's following us, and my guess is he's not alone. 404 00:27:45,940 --> 00:27:49,694 -What? -That's the guy from last night. 405 00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:52,969 Wait a minute, he doesn't know what were look like. 406 00:27:53,140 --> 00:27:55,131 -Right. -Looks like he's waiting by our car. 407 00:27:55,300 --> 00:27:57,894 -What do we do now? -l'll distract him, you get the car. 408 00:27:58,060 --> 00:28:00,779 -Distract him? How? -I don't know, l'll think of something. 409 00:28:00,940 --> 00:28:03,977 Jump in the car, come get me, and that'll give us a head start. 410 00:28:04,140 --> 00:28:05,971 -All right. -All right. 411 00:28:18,700 --> 00:28:20,577 -Some echo. -What? 412 00:28:20,740 --> 00:28:22,810 Some echo. 413 00:28:36,660 --> 00:28:37,649 Come on, man, help me. 414 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:57,849 Come on, man. 415 00:29:01,940 --> 00:29:03,658 Now it's your turn. You pick a song. 416 00:29:03,820 --> 00:29:05,936 -The trick, jackass-- -I don't know that one. 417 00:29:06,100 --> 00:29:11,049 I'll tell you what, l'll pick one for you. You like RandB? Me, I like R 418 00:29:44,900 --> 00:29:48,131 -They're following us! -Of course, naturally. It's a chase. 419 00:29:51,260 --> 00:29:52,534 I don't wanna do this. 420 00:29:52,700 --> 00:29:55,533 -You gotta, you're driving. -I got a perfect driving record. 421 00:29:55,700 --> 00:29:58,578 I have no intention of jeopardizing it with some dumb chase. 422 00:30:01,500 --> 00:30:04,810 I guess that's that, chase is over. He's caught up with us. 423 00:30:08,060 --> 00:30:10,699 -David, why is he doing that? -Because you're letting him. 424 00:30:10,860 --> 00:30:14,296 -Punch this cow, will you? -Okay, I will. What does that mean? 425 00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:16,576 Step on the pedal, Gretel. 426 00:30:26,420 --> 00:30:28,854 -What do I do now? -Far right lane, make a sharp left. 427 00:30:29,020 --> 00:30:30,772 You don't make a left from the right lane. 428 00:30:30,940 --> 00:30:31,929 We do. 429 00:30:35,420 --> 00:30:36,773 Left into this alley. 430 00:30:43,100 --> 00:30:44,374 -We did it. -We did it? 431 00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:46,178 We did it. We lost him. 432 00:30:47,180 --> 00:30:48,499 They did it. They found us. 433 00:30:51,140 --> 00:30:52,414 Reverse! 434 00:30:53,900 --> 00:30:55,174 -Faster. -Faster? 435 00:30:55,340 --> 00:30:59,128 I don't like driving faster forward, and I don't like faster backward. 436 00:31:03,420 --> 00:31:05,092 Now, forward. 437 00:31:13,940 --> 00:31:16,374 -Make a left. -We don't have the right of way. 438 00:31:16,540 --> 00:31:19,134 We're doing 85 miles an hour. This is no time to debate! 439 00:31:19,300 --> 00:31:21,939 Don't yell at me. If I can't concentrate, I can't drive. 440 00:31:22,100 --> 00:31:23,374 Get ready to make the turn. 441 00:31:23,540 --> 00:31:24,973 -What? -Turn! 442 00:31:36,780 --> 00:31:38,850 -They're still behind us. -Of course they are. 443 00:31:39,020 --> 00:31:40,612 You have to go faster than them. 444 00:31:42,860 --> 00:31:44,213 David! 445 00:31:54,300 --> 00:31:57,531 -That other car saved us. -Because he wants us all to himself. 446 00:31:57,700 --> 00:31:59,099 -Hang a right here. -Why? 447 00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:00,932 Why? Because I said so, that's why... 448 00:32:01,100 --> 00:32:03,489 ...and so far, l've been right about everything. 449 00:32:12,020 --> 00:32:14,375 All right, so I made one mistake. 450 00:32:19,740 --> 00:32:21,970 ClA! Come out with your hands up! 451 00:32:22,140 --> 00:32:25,177 ClA? We've been running from the ClA? 452 00:32:25,340 --> 00:32:27,535 All right, two mistakes. 453 00:32:32,980 --> 00:32:35,574 So Hirsch wasn't a Russian spy? 454 00:32:35,740 --> 00:32:37,696 Double agent. He posed as a Russian spy. 455 00:32:37,860 --> 00:32:41,489 He let them set him up in an apartment, credit cards, an identity. 456 00:32:41,660 --> 00:32:44,652 They used him to stage terrorist activities in this country. 457 00:32:44,820 --> 00:32:47,778 But not before he let you know when the trouble would begin. 458 00:32:47,940 --> 00:32:49,214 Right. 459 00:32:49,380 --> 00:32:51,974 Except after we received his last communiqu� in Lisbon... 460 00:32:52,140 --> 00:32:53,539 ...they found him out. 461 00:32:55,260 --> 00:32:58,696 Killed a planeload of people just to try to stop him from letting us know. 462 00:32:58,860 --> 00:33:02,216 When they realized he changed planes, they assigned an agent the task... 463 00:33:02,380 --> 00:33:05,611 ...of eliminating him. A gentleman named Arkady Nestovicenko. 464 00:33:05,780 --> 00:33:07,771 The other Roy Hirsch. 465 00:33:07,940 --> 00:33:10,579 His job was to retrieve the communiqu� and to kill Hirsch. 466 00:33:10,740 --> 00:33:14,255 He did the job in the wrong order. He couldn't locate the communiqu�. 467 00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:16,331 So why was he chasing us? 468 00:33:16,580 --> 00:33:18,252 He was convinced you had it. 469 00:33:18,420 --> 00:33:19,694 Why were you chasing him? 470 00:33:19,860 --> 00:33:21,578 Because I was convinced he was right. 471 00:33:21,740 --> 00:33:24,618 Roy and I were close, I knew where he kept things. I checked. 472 00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:26,259 Somebody beat me to it. 473 00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:29,457 -And you think it was us? -Look, here's the bottom line. 474 00:33:29,620 --> 00:33:32,771 The Russians are planning the assassination of one of several... 475 00:33:32,940 --> 00:33:36,330 ...Chinese diplomats at a dinner at the Biltmore, hours from now. 476 00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:39,930 We've beefed up security. We've alerted all the authorities. 477 00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:44,252 It would make things much easier if we knew who was the target. 478 00:33:44,420 --> 00:33:46,490 That's what's in the communiqu�. 479 00:33:48,580 --> 00:33:50,013 David. 480 00:33:51,100 --> 00:33:53,170 This is not the way I pictured it would end. 481 00:33:53,340 --> 00:33:55,296 Spies, communiqu�s. 482 00:33:55,460 --> 00:33:56,973 Can't we have a speedboat chase? 483 00:33:57,340 --> 00:34:00,457 Where's the little fat guy with the deadly bowler? 484 00:34:00,620 --> 00:34:03,180 -Do you read Russian? -This guy reads Russian, Stalin... 485 00:34:03,340 --> 00:34:05,456 ...taking his time or beating a deadline. 486 00:34:06,740 --> 00:34:08,856 What's so funny? 487 00:34:09,020 --> 00:34:12,251 They obviously wanted to make sure they killed the right Chinese man. 488 00:34:12,420 --> 00:34:14,854 The message reads, ''The man with a mole on his nose.'' 489 00:34:15,020 --> 00:34:17,978 -''With a mole on his nose''? -With a mole on his nose. 490 00:34:18,180 --> 00:34:20,569 I appreciate this, your country appreciates this. 491 00:34:20,740 --> 00:34:25,530 Yeah, well, tell the country it was no sweat. 492 00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:28,339 I have a great deal to do and not much time to do it in. 493 00:34:28,500 --> 00:34:30,331 Miss Hayes, Mr. Addison. 494 00:34:32,660 --> 00:34:35,538 -Talk about going out with a whimper. -But I feel good. 495 00:34:35,700 --> 00:34:38,658 It's nice to know that because of the work we did... 496 00:34:38,820 --> 00:34:42,210 ...a phone call is being made. Plans are being put into motion. 497 00:34:42,380 --> 00:34:45,338 Because of us, some friendly dignitary's life is gonna be saved. 498 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,970 -Some international incident avoided. -Say that again. 499 00:34:49,140 --> 00:34:50,971 -All of it? -The part about a phone call. 500 00:34:51,140 --> 00:34:53,131 -What phone call? -Exactly, what phone call? 501 00:34:53,300 --> 00:34:56,929 This guy's racing to find out who's gonna be assassinated in just hours. 502 00:34:57,100 --> 00:34:59,694 He finds out. He doesn't make the phone call, why? 503 00:34:59,860 --> 00:35:01,816 He didn't trust our phone. It's bugged? 504 00:35:01,980 --> 00:35:04,733 Maybe he didn't need to know who's being killed to save him. 505 00:35:04,900 --> 00:35:07,368 Maybe he needed to know so he could kill him. 506 00:35:07,740 --> 00:35:10,777 What are you doing for dinner tonight? Feel like a little Chinese? 507 00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:35,969 Name please? 508 00:35:36,140 --> 00:35:37,573 -David Addison. -Madelyn Hayes. 509 00:35:37,740 --> 00:35:40,129 -You're not on the guest list. -We're not guests. 510 00:35:40,300 --> 00:35:41,938 We're looking for a man with a mole. 511 00:35:42,100 --> 00:35:43,499 -A mole? -A mole on his nose. 512 00:35:43,660 --> 00:35:45,298 -What kind of clothes? -What kind? 513 00:35:45,460 --> 00:35:46,734 What kind do you suppose? 514 00:35:46,900 --> 00:35:49,460 Worn by a man with a mole on his nose? Who knows? 515 00:35:49,660 --> 00:35:52,811 Did I bother to disclose, this man with a mole on his nose... 516 00:35:52,980 --> 00:35:57,053 ...I'm not sure of anything else, except he's Chinese, a big clue by itself. 517 00:35:57,220 --> 00:35:59,688 -How do you do that? -Gotta read a lot of Dr. Seuss. 518 00:35:59,860 --> 00:36:03,455 I'm sorry to say, l'm sad to report I haven't seen anyone of that sort. 519 00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:05,212 Not a man with a mole on his nose... 520 00:36:05,380 --> 00:36:07,814 ...with some kind of clothes that you can't suppose. 521 00:36:07,980 --> 00:36:10,619 So get away from this door and get out of this place... 522 00:36:10,780 --> 00:36:13,738 ...or l'll have to hurt you, put my foot in your face. 523 00:36:14,620 --> 00:36:15,973 -Time to go. -Time to go. 524 00:36:20,020 --> 00:36:22,136 Addison. 525 00:36:33,780 --> 00:36:36,578 -Come on, Maddie, time's a wasting. -l'm not coming out. 526 00:36:36,740 --> 00:36:40,289 You have to come out. How are we gonna get in if you don't come out? 527 00:36:40,460 --> 00:36:42,496 -This is humiliating. -lt is not humiliating. 528 00:36:42,660 --> 00:36:46,096 Serving food and drink to people is an important job. 529 00:36:46,260 --> 00:36:47,898 A vital link in nature's food chain. 530 00:36:48,060 --> 00:36:49,891 I'm talking about this. 531 00:36:50,060 --> 00:36:51,937 -What about it? -Where's the rest of it? 532 00:36:52,100 --> 00:36:53,897 What are you talking about? 533 00:36:54,060 --> 00:36:55,459 I think you look terrific. 534 00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:58,054 I think all of you looks terrific. 535 00:36:58,220 --> 00:37:00,176 You leave any room in there for tips? 536 00:37:00,340 --> 00:37:02,171 That's it! 537 00:37:02,340 --> 00:37:04,900 I'm sorry. You're right. But we have no choice. 538 00:37:05,100 --> 00:37:08,297 Just remember, you're dressed like that for America... 539 00:37:08,460 --> 00:37:12,135 ...and l, for one, salute you. 540 00:37:12,340 --> 00:37:13,898 Salute you, Addison. 541 00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:16,290 That's good. I like that. 542 00:37:17,060 --> 00:37:20,609 Okay, ready? Look waitery. 543 00:37:26,900 --> 00:37:29,573 I said, ''Bubba, I don't care what country you're from... 544 00:37:29,740 --> 00:37:32,812 ...in America, we eat with our forks.'' 545 00:37:36,980 --> 00:37:38,379 So now what do we do? 546 00:37:38,540 --> 00:37:40,929 Look for the ClA guy or the Chinese guy with a mole. 547 00:37:41,100 --> 00:37:43,295 -And if one of us finds one of them? -Holler. 548 00:37:43,460 --> 00:37:45,371 -Watch it. -You watch it. 549 00:38:32,180 --> 00:38:33,772 May I have more champagne, please? 550 00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:36,449 -The mole. -Picture, please. 551 00:38:39,620 --> 00:38:43,010 -You. What are you doing here? -Me? 552 00:38:44,500 --> 00:38:46,889 We've replaced this banquet hall's real coffee... 553 00:38:47,060 --> 00:38:48,618 ...with frozen crystals. 554 00:38:49,420 --> 00:38:50,933 Maddie! 555 00:38:57,300 --> 00:38:59,291 David! 556 00:39:01,140 --> 00:39:03,335 -What are you doing? -l've been clean for years! 557 00:39:03,500 --> 00:39:05,491 Why does everybody keep asking me that? 558 00:39:43,780 --> 00:39:45,532 See that? 559 00:39:48,380 --> 00:39:51,770 Who says you can't bring the countries of the world together... 560 00:39:51,940 --> 00:39:55,091 ...resolve our differences in a civilized and orderly way? 561 00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:11,011 Subtitles by SDl Media Group 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net